Description
3CHI Delta 9 THC Seltzer: 5mg of Social, Straight-Up.
Let’s cut to the chase. You’re here because beer bloat and whiskey regret are getting old. You want something that fits the moment without fogging up the next morning. This is it: the 3CHI Delta 9 THC Seltzer collection. Four flavors, each with a precise 5mg dose of hemp-derived Delta 9 THC. It’s not a mystery bottle. It’s a calibrated tool for relaxation.
Think of 5mg like a standard round. It’s effective, manageable, and designed for control. You feel it in 5 to 15 minutes—a clean, uplifting buzz that keeps your head clear and your conversation sharp. No stumbling, no slurring. Just a smooth, social vibe. Every batch is third-party lab tested. We don’t sell promises; we sell verified potency.
Pick Your Flavor. Know Your Specs.
Each can is 12oz, alcohol-free, and most are sugar-free. Low calories mean you’re not drinking your dinner. Here’s the breakdown:
Pineapple
Sun-kissed, sharp, and tropical. It’s bright and juicy without that cloying sweetness. (5 calories, sugar-free).
Watermelon
Crisp, light, and hydrating. The taste of a cold slice on a hot day, zero aftertaste. (0 calories, sugar-free).
Black Raspberry
This is the dark horse. Rich berry flavor with a smooth finish. Feels a bit more sophisticated. Pair it with good food. (20 calories, sugar-free).
Freedom Blend
Cherry, lime, and blue raspberry. It’s a straight-up flavor explosion—sweet, nostalgic, and fun. The only one with sugar, so it’s got a few more calories (65). Taste the fireworks.
Built for Real Life, Not Just the Shelf.
This isn’t a novelty. It’s a practical alternative. Crack one open when you get home from a 10-hour day. Toss a 4-pack in the cooler for the BBQ, the boat, or the ball game. You stay present, you remember the laughs, and you wake up ready to work.
They’re good straight from the can. If you like to tinker, they’re a perfect base. Watermelon with a squeeze of real lime. Black Raspberry over ice with a few frozen berries. Pineapple with a pinch of salt on the rim. Simple. Effective.
Frequently Asked Questions (The Short Answers)
Is this legal? Yes. It’s derived from hemp and contains 0.3% Delta 9 THC or less by dry weight, compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship to most states.
How does it feel? A clear-headed, uplifting euphoria. You’re relaxed, not couch-locked. Ideal for social settings.
How long does it last? Effects typically peak for 1-2 hours and mellow out gradually over a few more.
New to THC? Start with half a can. Wait 30 minutes. You can always drink more, but you can’t drink less. Respect the dose.
Specifications & Ordering
- Available Flavors: Pineapple, Watermelon, Black Raspberry, Freedom Blend
- Pack Options: Single Can (12oz slim), 4-Pack, 24-Pack (six 4-pack boxes)
- Serving Size: 1 can (12 fl oz)
- Delta-9 THC: 5mg per can (Hemp-Derived)
- Alcohol: 0.0%
- Sugar: 0g (Pineapple, Watermelon, Black Raspberry). Freedom Blend contains sugar.
- Calories: Watermelon (0), Pineapple (5), Black Raspberry (20), Freedom Blend (65)
- Key Ingredients: Carbonated water, natural flavors, hemp extract (Delta-9 THC). Full ingredients listed on product page.
- Price: $5.49 per single can. Multi-pack discounts apply.
Bottom Line: If you want a consistent, fast-acting buzz that lets you keep your edge, this is your drink. Stock up. Share with friends who get it. Enjoy the moment, clearly.
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